GAMER SINCE ’87. DAD FIRST.
GOOD PEOPLE.
BAD DECISIONS.
LET’S GET SCHWINGIN.
Loud laughs. Questionable gameplay. A home for the people who make it fun. Lurkers, legends, and fellow sleep-deprived parents — you’re all welcome here.
MERCH
WEAR THE SCHWING.
GOOD TASTE.
BAD INFLUENCE.
A little Schwing for the real world. Shirts, hats, and whatever we cook up next.
Drop announcements will live right here. You’ll catch me wearing the gear on stream, too.
Catch me on streamBIGGER HEART.
Our plan: donate 25% of merch profits to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
Profits means what remains after production and selling costs. Full donation details will be posted before the first drop. This is an independent initiative, not a St. Jude partnership.
RECENT STREAMS
MISSED THE CHAOS?
1 minTWITCH REPLAY · Rocket League
ROCKET LEAGUE SON WE IN HERE
Watch the replayTHE GAME IS OPTIONAL.
THE GOOD TIME ISN’T.
Replays live on Twitch while they’re available. For highlights and the good stuff worth keeping, head to YouTube.
Get the highlightsMEET MR. SCHWINGMAN
DAD FIRST.
GAMER ALWAYS.
BACKLOG FOREVER.
Grinding XP on screen and in life — one stream, one save file, one diaper at a time.
Game collector... well, technically dust collector at this point. I intend to 100% everything, but my daughter always comes first, so most of my library just sits there, judging me quietly.
Been gaming since 1987, back when 8-bit ruled and 2-year-old me was already mashing buttons like it meant something.
When I actually get some free time, I still love diving in, whether it’s classics, new releases, or just whatever hits right that day.
Feel free to add me. Let’s chit chat, play some games, or just shoot the sh*t.
Streamer. Gamer. Occasional sleep-deprived dad.
Catch me live when I actually get a minute to breathe, or hit me up to swap game stories and bad jokes.
THE SETUP
SCHWINGMAN’S SHINY TOYS.
The PCA very reasonable amount of horsepower.
- Motherboard
- MSI MEG X870E GODLIKE (MS-7E48)
- CPU
- AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D
- CPU cooler
- TRYX Panorama SE 360 AIO · 6.5” AMOLED screen
- GPU
- ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 OC · 32 GB GDDR7
- RAM
- G.Skill DDR5 · 128 GB
- HDD
- Seagate Exos X16 · 16 TB · 7200 RPM
- SSD
- Samsung 990 PRO · 4 TB × 2
- SSD
- Crucial T705 · 4 TB Gen 5 NVMe
- SSD
- WD_BLACK SN850X · 8 TB NVMe
Cooling & cablesEven the cables have main-character energy.
- GPU cable
- Lian Li Strimer Wireless · 16 Pin
- Motherboard cable
- Lian Li Strimer Wireless · 24 Pin
- Case fans
- Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 120mm × 4
- Case fans
- Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 120mm Reverse Blade × 3
- Case fans
- Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 140mm × 3
- Case fans
- Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 140mm Reverse Blade × 3
- Fan hub
- Lian Li USB 2.0 Hub · 1 to 3
Screens & controlsStill cannot blame the equipment.
- Monitor
- ASUS ROG Swift 32” 4K OLED · PG32UCDP
- Monitors
- Samsung 49” Ultrawide × 2
- Keyboards
- Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro Wired Mechanical × 2
- Mice
- Razer Viper V3 Pro Wireless Esports × 2
- Mouse mat
- Razer Atlas Tempered Glass
- Mouse skates
- Pulsar Superglide Glass for Razer Viper V3 Pro × 2
- Controller
- PlayStation DualSense Edge Wireless
Cameras & captureQuestionable decisions. Excellent picture quality.
- Camera
- Sony ZV-E10
- Lens
- Sigma 16mm F1.4
- Webcam
- WYRESTORM 4K with AI Tracking
- Webcam
- OBSBOT Tiny 2 · 4K PTZ AI Tracking
- Webcam
- Elgato Facecam MK.2
- Prompter
- Elgato Prompter
- Capture card
- Elgato HD60 X
- Capture card
- Elgato Cam Link 4K
Audio & stream controlYes, I need all those buttons.
- Audio interface
- Rodecaster Pro II
- Microphone
- Shure SM7DB
- Mic arms
- Elgato Wave Mic Arm LP × 2
- Control decks
- Elgato Stream Deck XL × 3
- Control deck
- Elgato Stream Deck + × 1
- Control pedals
- Elgato Stream Deck Pedal × 2
- USB hub
- Elgato USB Hub for Stream Deck +
Around the roomWhere the rest of the shiny toys live.
- Lighting
- Elgato Key Light × 2
- Smart control
- BroadLink RM4 Pro
- TV
- LG C10
- Projector
- Valerion Projector
SPONSORSHIPS & PARTNERSHIPS
GOOD BRAND.
GREAT CHEMISTRY.
Got something this community would actually love? Let’s talk about a partnership that feels right — and gives people a reason to pay attention.
Let’s talk on Instagram- Sponsored streams
- Brand ambassadorships
- Product features
- Creator collaborations
THE WHOLE SCHWING
FIND ME EVERYWHERE.
Come hang.
Stay for the chaos.
Catch the games, the laughs, and whatever happens next.
Find your people.
Fuel the chaos.
The SCHWINGULARITY™ — the hangout between streams.
Instagram
Clips, laughs & life off stream
X
Hot takes. Questionable decisions.
YouTube
Highlights & the good stuff
TikTok
A little chaos for your feed
Threads
Keep the conversation going
Facebook
Hang out with the Schwing crew
Steam
Game collector. Dust collector.
Reddit
Game talk & rabbit holes
Spotify
The soundtrack to bad decisions