GAMER SINCE ’87. DAD FIRST.

GOOD PEOPLE.
BAD DECISIONS.
LET’S GET SCHWINGIN.

Loud laughs. Questionable gameplay. A home for the people who make it fun. Lurkers, legends, and fellow sleep-deprived parents…you’re all welcome here.

Find your people Meet MrSchwingman

MrSchwingman wearing his SCHWING hat, framed by purple flames

MR. SCHWINGMANSTREAMER / GAMER / DAD

THE WHOLE SCHWING

@MrSchwingman

THE STREAM

Come hang.
Stay for the chaos.

Catch the games, the laughs, and whatever happens next.

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THE COMMUNITY

Find your people.
Fuel the chaos.

The SCHWINGULARITY™ — the hangout between streams.

Join the Discord THE SQUAD

YOUR NEXT QUESTIONABLE ADVENTURE

PLAY - THE SCHWINGULARITY!

Your backlog can wait. These monsters have been talking shit.

Free early playtest. Explore three regions, build your camp, and improve your gear. Progress saves in this browser. Online accounts and leaderboard rewards are still being built. No purchase required.

THE TOP 10 SUPPORTERS

Hall of Heroes

My Hero ↗OPENS WITH THE FIRST DROP

BIG SCHWING. BIGGER HEART. Ten legendary spots for the people helping us support kids facing cancer. Every supporter matters, whether they make this board or not.

#01
THE CROWN
Spot unclaimed
A crown. A cause. An unreasonable entrance.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#02
THE VANGUARD
Spot unclaimed
Big heart. Main-character lighting.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#03
THE CHAMPION
Spot unclaimed
Podium energy. Questionable victory dance.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#04
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#05
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#06
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#07
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#08
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#09
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP
#10
THE ELITE
Spot unclaimed
Your alias could be next.
AWAITING FIRST DROP

How the top 10 will work

Ranked by all-time verified merchandise spending plus paid upgrades, after refunds and excluding tax and shipping. Public recognition is opt-in: only your chosen hero name appears, never your email or payment details. Spending amounts stay private. Preview carts and practice gear do not count. The board will update after the shop and purchase verification are connected.

These are unclaimed positions, not real buyers. We will donate 25% of physical merch profits plus 100% of paid armor-upgrade amounts attached to physical merch to St. Jude. Final donation and reward details will be posted before sales open.

MERCH

Put Schwing on your body.

Fancy a SCHWING? collection featuring a black T-shirt, embroidered beanie and coffee mug with cream lettering and purple accents — FANCY A SCHWING?DRESSED TO MAKE IT WEIRD.

IN THE WORKS

GOOD TASTE.
BAD INFLUENCE.

A little Schwing for the real world. Shirts, hats, and whatever we cook up next.

Drop announcements will live right here. You’ll catch me wearing the gear on stream, too.

LET’S MAKE A DIFFERENCE TOGETHER!!

25% of physical merch profits + 100% of paid armor upgrades attached to physical merch will go to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Our donation plan

Shop all merch

WEAR THE BAD IDEA.

For people who should probably have a publicist.

Shop all products

Design previews. Choose sample options and try the cart. Nothing is on sale yet.

Drag or swipe. Find your bad idea.

LET’S MAKE A DIFFERENCE TOGETHER!!

BIG SCHWING.
BIGGER HEART.

Your armor gets stronger. Your impact gets bigger.

Upgrade any physical merch item, including Legendary gear, and 100% of the amount you pay for that armor upgrade will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. That is the full upgrade amount, not just the profit.

We will also donate 25% of physical merch profits, separately from armor upgrades. A little extra armor for your hero. More support for kids facing cancer.

Physical merch profits means what remains after production and selling costs. Upgrades are optional. Sales are not open yet; full donation details will be posted before the first drop. This is an independent initiative, not a St. Jude partnership.

RECENT STREAMS

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THE GAME IS OPTIONAL.
THE GOOD TIME ISN’T.

Replays live on Twitch while they’re available. For highlights and the good stuff worth keeping, head to YouTube.

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MEET MR. SCHWINGMAN

DAD FIRST.
GAMER ALWAYS.
BACKLOG FOREVER.

Grinding XP on screen and in life — one stream, one save file, one diaper at a time.

Game collector... well, technically dust collector at this point.I intend to 100% everything, but my daughter always comes first, so most of my library just sits there, judging me quietly.

Been gaming since 1987, back when 8-bit ruled and 2-year-old me was already mashing buttons like it meant something.

When I actually get some free time, I still love diving in, whether it’s classics, new releases, or just whatever hits right that day.

Feel free to add me. Let’s chit chat, play some games, or just shoot the sh*t.

Streamer. Gamer.
Occasional sleep-deprived dad.Catch me live when I actually get a minute to breathe, or hit me up to swap game stories and bad jokes.

THE SETUP

SCHWINGMAN’S SHINY TOYS.

The PCA very reasonable amount of horsepower.

Motherboard: MSI MEG X870E GODLIKE (MS-7E48)
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D
CPU cooler: TRYX Panorama SE 360 AIO · 6.5” AMOLED screen
GPU: ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 OC · 32 GB GDDR7
RAM: G.Skill DDR5 · 128 GB
HDD: Seagate Exos X16 · 16 TB · 7200 RPM
SSD: Samsung 990 PRO · 4 TB × 2
SSD: Crucial T705 · 4 TB Gen 5 NVMe
SSD: WD_BLACK SN850X · 8 TB NVMe

Cooling & cablesEven the cables have main-character energy.

GPU cable: Lian Li Strimer Wireless · 16 Pin
Motherboard cable: Lian Li Strimer Wireless · 24 Pin
Case fans: Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 120mm × 4
Case fans: Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 120mm Reverse Blade × 3
Case fans: Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 140mm × 3
Case fans: Lian Li UNI Fan TL LCD Wireless · 140mm Reverse Blade × 3
Fan hub: Lian Li USB 2.0 Hub · 1 to 3

Screens & controlsStill cannot blame the equipment.

Monitor: ASUS ROG Swift 32” 4K OLED · PG32UCDP
Monitors: Samsung 49” Ultrawide × 2
Keyboards: Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro Wired Mechanical × 2
Mice: Razer Viper V3 Pro Wireless Esports × 2
Mouse mat: Razer Atlas Tempered Glass
Mouse skates: Pulsar Superglide Glass for Razer Viper V3 Pro × 2
Controller: PlayStation DualSense Edge Wireless

Cameras & captureQuestionable decisions. Excellent picture quality.

Camera: Sony ZV-E10
Lens: Sigma 16mm F1.4
Webcam: WYRESTORM 4K with AI Tracking
Webcam: OBSBOT Tiny 2 · 4K PTZ AI Tracking
Webcam: Elgato Facecam MK.2
Prompter: Elgato Prompter
Capture card: Elgato HD60 X
Capture card: Elgato Cam Link 4K

Audio & stream controlYes, I need all those buttons.

Audio interface: Rodecaster Pro II
Microphone: Shure SM7DB
Mic arms: Elgato Wave Mic Arm LP × 2
Control decks: Elgato Stream Deck XL × 3
Control deck: Elgato Stream Deck + × 1
Control pedals: Elgato Stream Deck Pedal × 2
USB hub: Elgato USB Hub for Stream Deck +

Around the roomWhere the rest of the shiny toys live.

Lighting: Elgato Key Light × 2
Smart control: BroadLink RM4 Pro
TV: LG C10
Projector: Valerion Projector

SPONSORSHIPS & PARTNERSHIPS

GOOD BRAND.
GREAT CHEMISTRY.

Got something this community would actually love? Let’s talk about a partnership that feels right — and gives people a reason to pay attention.

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Tell me you’re reaching out about a sponsorship, or send your partnership brief here.

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